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Limited-run collectible apparel to match your vibe, from arcade pixels to casino gold, on premium tees and plush fleece hoodies. Ships clean the first time.

30 pieces · 15 designs · tees & hoodies

Premium blanks

Soft midweight cotton tees and plush fleece hoodies, built for daily wear.

Original artwork

Every design is drawn in-house and finished at gallery-grade resolution.

Limited editions

Select designs run as limited editions. When one sells out, it's retired for good.

Quality guarantee

Damaged or defective on arrival? We replace it, no questions asked.

About the label

Slop Tycoon is a limited-run apparel label: select editions are retired once they sell out. Each release explores one visual era, from arcade cabinets and midnight neon to gilded deco and golden-age comics, executed with gallery-grade artwork. Collect the whole set.

First pick of new editions

New editions drop in small waves, and the limited runs never come back. Join the list and get in before the ribbons go up.